GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE! This ain’t your grandpappy’s empire – this is fresh out the box- still has that new empire smell! Look, we made a spoof – no one’s trying to hide that fact – but this time we thought we’d target a real issue in today’s world, and put forward a progressive message: Just because someone’s a massive celebrity, doesn’t mean they’re not still a human being with everyday human problems. Or, in this case, a colossal hollow-earth-dwelling prehistoric monster with everyday colossal hollow-earth-dwelling prehistoric monster problems. So for the sake of colossal hollow-earth-dwelling prehistoric monsters everywhere, please watch the video.