Rogue One Trailer Spoof

ROGUE ONE. The first of Disney’s Star Wars Anthology movies, in which a motley rabble of Rebels attempt to steal the Empire’s intellectual property. And we’re supposed to applaud this sort of behaviour? What the Empire should have done is trademarked their Death Star™ design and then submitted a copyright infringement claim when cheap knock-off Death Stars™ began popping up in thrift stores across the galaxy. Ah well – maybe they’ll have learned their lesson by the time Rogue Two rolls around. In the meantime, here’s a Rogue Sandwich!