January 2014 archive

Voideo 24 – Ed vs Darius Khondji

They say a Director of Photography is a person who “paints with light”. By the same token, a Director of Music is a person who “sculpts with melodies”; and a Director of Painting is someone who “photographs with physical, semi-liquid colours”. When their powers combine they summon film’s greatest champion… CAPTAIN DREKTORR! Warning: text is …

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Voideo 23 – WILTON’S top five

You may think that Gustaf Buganski is the embodiment of all things wicked… and you’d be right. But perhaps there’s more to this man than meets the eye? It’s time for Wilton, the ultimate Gustaphile, to chip away the crusts of cruelty and corruption to reveal the sweet, sensitive jelly at the heart of this …

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Voideo 22 – LU on boobs

Knockers, jugs, melons, hooters, norks, baps, gazongas, chesticles, milk balloons… Sorry I got distracted there – what was I doing? Oh yes! A blurb for this tasteful video discussing female nudity in film. Tits.

EPISODE 4 – 3D-001

It’s the episode Jordan Mechner (creator of the Prince of Persia video game franchise) described portions of as “awesome”, before informing us he couldn’t clear any rights to the game. That’s right, retrogamers – this episode sees Lu and Fex go INSIDE A COMPUTER (capitalisation required) and frag their way through a series of classic, …

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