They say a Director of Photography is a person who “paints with light”. By the same token, a Director of Music is a person who “sculpts with melodies”; and a Director of Painting is someone who “photographs with physical, semi-liquid colours”. When their powers combine they summon film’s greatest champion… CAPTAIN DREKTORR! Warning: text is …
January 2014 archive
Jan 19 2014
Voideo 23 – WILTON’S top five
You may think that Gustaf Buganski is the embodiment of all things wicked… and you’d be right. But perhaps there’s more to this man than meets the eye? It’s time for Wilton, the ultimate Gustaphile, to chip away the crusts of cruelty and corruption to reveal the sweet, sensitive jelly at the heart of this …
Jan 12 2014
Voideo 22 – LU on boobs
Knockers, jugs, melons, hooters, norks, baps, gazongas, chesticles, milk balloons… Sorry I got distracted there – what was I doing? Oh yes! A blurb for this tasteful video discussing female nudity in film. Tits.
Jan 05 2014
EPISODE 4 – 3D-001
It’s the episode Jordan Mechner (creator of the Prince of Persia video game franchise) described portions of as “awesome”, before informing us he couldn’t clear any rights to the game. That’s right, retrogamers – this episode sees Lu and Fex go INSIDE A COMPUTER (capitalisation required) and frag their way through a series of classic, …