Wrangle your SQUAD together, cos it’s SUICIDE TIME! The DC Cinematic Universe is about to get bigger, badder and distractingly more tattooed with this veritable rogues gallery of super-batty bad guys! A clown prince and his wacko muse, a body-art-besotted fire conjurer, a vampy witch, a crocodile… is it a New Orleans gang-bang? No, it’s SUICIDE SQUAD! (Note: title may be misleading, as we predict most if not all squad members will be alive at end of film).
LOGAN. It’s Hugh Jackman’s swan-song playing the kookily-coiffed guy who always brings his own cutlery. No film this year deserves more reverence and respect from its fans. We dropped the ball there. But in the immortal words of the immortal Wolverine, “That’s not a claw. THIS is a claw!” Wait, …View full post
Brace yourself for the ultimate superhero smackdown of all time! MARVEL, DC, STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RINGS, AVATAR, X-MEN, WATCHMEN, TERMINATOR, INDIANA JONES, JAMES BOND, GAME OF THRONES, HARRY POTTER, THE MATRIX… If you can name an absurdly expensive movie franchise, it’s here and it’s doing battle with every …View full post
ROGUE ONE. The first of Disney’s Star Wars Anthology movies, in which a motley rabble of Rebels attempt to steal the Empire’s intellectual property. And we’re supposed to applaud this sort of behaviour? What the Empire should have done is trademarked their Death Star™ design and then submitted a copyright …View full post
JOKER and HARLEY QUINN – It’s a cosplay couple’s psychotic fever dream come true. But just how healthy is this match made in hell? Answer: it’s clinging to life by a purple thread. Not to worry! We’ve sent these two hair-dyed, skin-bleached, tattoo-infested freaks to the best psychiatrist in Gotham. …View full post
The JUSTICE LEAGUE (of America) is coming to the big screen for the first time ever! Everyone’s favourite nocturnal billionaire… A bronze age dominatrix… A half-man/half-robot/half-traffic-light… The only kid who’s never late… Ariel’s Dad in his pre-grey years… OK, so Superman and Green Lantern are TBC, but whatever the case, …View full post
WONDER WOMAN – arguably Justice League’s most feminine member – is going solo next year! The trailer shows it all – the shield, the bracelets, the Lasso of Truth… I didn’t see the Invisible Jet, but I assume it features heavily. Speaking of wonder, why is every other civilisation advanced …View full post
DOCTOR STRANGE – How could you not want to be examined by a medical professional with a name like that? Well unfortunately you’re going to have to examine yourself, because these days Monsieur Strange’s time is better occupied falling through unfolding cities and belching out phantom versions of himself, as …View full post
X-MEN: APOCALYPSE! Our favourite genetic atrocities face their most formidable foe yet – the guy who holds the Guinness World record for longest ever coma. But watch out, cos this hibernating Hitler makes friends fast! (Albeit with mostly unsavoury types, including Pink Lantern, the Human Albatross, a weather girl and …View full post
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR is here! To celebrate, we’ve made our biggest sandwich yet based on the second trailer! In fact, it’s almost a burger. And as per the film’s marketing campaign, don’t forget to CHOOSE YOUR SIDE before partaking. (We recommend the thick cut chips and garlic aioli dipping …View full post
Put your GAME face on, because GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6 is about to start up! Will Jon Snow return from the dead? Will Danaerys finally go overseas? Will several characters that you love be unceremoniously slaughtered? Well, that one’s a given. But while you wait, why not skip on …View full post
Mar 10 2016
Feb 11 2016
SEAN BEAN has a reputation for dying in movies. A lot. But we love Sean Bean, so we’ve done our very best to help him survive some of his most life-threatening roles! Feel free to insert these scenes into your favourite Sean Bean movies and keep the Bean rollin’!
Jan 20 2016
KYLO REN – focused, driven, uncompromisingly evil. He’s a shining example for young Dark Side wielders everywhere, but old-fashioned rebels like Han Solo could be in for a rude Force Awakening. Watch the two Star Wars stars war in the latest Toon Sandwich!
NOTE: This is the first Sandwich not based on a film’s trailer and therefore contains MAJOR SPOILERS for Star Wars: The Force Awakens! We recommend you see the movie first.
Jan 10 2016
WAR is coming! But don’t worry, we’re going to try and keep things CIVIL. That’s right: Captain United States and Iron-Suit-Wearing-Man are going head-to-helmet in the first Toon Sandwich of 2016!
We’re going to be mixing up the format this year, so stay TOONED [*curls up in shame*] for more snack-sized entertainment!
Nov 28 2015
BATMAN v SUPERMAN – A more even match there never was! One’s an invincible alien who can fly faster than a bullet and level buildings just by looking at them; the other’s a guy in a rubber bat suit. Place your bets now! But first, check out their on-screen chemistry in the latest trailer.
Oct 25 2015
Australiens has been popping up all over the world like a mysterious, unidentified object flying in the sky, except not so much in the sky as in a movie theatre. Here are some recent updates, including three new festival in the US, Argentina and Andorra! (It’s a tiny country between France and Spain).
LOCATION: Santa Fe Comic Con @ Buffalo Thunder Resort & Casino, Sante Fe, New Mexico, USA
TIME: October 23 – 25
LOCATION: C/ de la Constitució, AD700 Escaldes-Engordany, Andorra (it’s a tiny country between France and Spain)
TIME: November 12, 10:10pm
LOCATION: Complejo Monumental Lavalle, Buenos Aires, Argentina
TIME: November 12 – 22
Oct 03 2015
Australiens is part of the official selection for Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival! Australiens is one of two Aussie features screening there this year!
The festival takes place from Friday NOV 6th to Thursday NOV 12th at the Eastern Hills Cinema, 4545 Transit Road, Buffalo, New York, USA. The exact festival schedule should be released on their website before OCT 10th.
Oct 01 2015
After 20 overseas festivals, Australiens is finally coming home! The film will have its Sydney premiere as part of the Sydney Indie Film Festival being held at The Bayview Cinema at the Bayview Hotel, in the suburb of Gladesville, just 15 minutes from the Sydney CBD. The Festival runs from October 17 – 25. Exact screening times should be announced soon.
See you in Sydney! All aliens are invited.
Sep 24 2015
Australiens is having its New Zealand premiere as part of the Arohanui Film Festival!
The festival is being held Future Te Aroha – 13 Boundary St, Te Aroha 3320, Waikato, New Zealand. Australiens will be screening on Saturday the 31st of October. The official festival programme with exact times will be released in early October, so check the festival website or festival facebook page for future information.
Thank you, NZ! Next film: “New Zealiens”! (not an official promise)
Sep 16 2015
Australiens has been accepted into two more festivals in the US:
SEP 28 – OCT 3 in the San Francisco Union Square District, San Francisco, California, USA.
OCT 16 – 18 in Richland, Washington, USA.
Click the links for more information. More precise scheduling times should be released soon.