Mar 14 2017

Logan Trailer Spoof

LOGAN. It’s Hugh Jackman’s swan-song playing the kookily-coiffed guy who always brings his own cutlery. No film this year deserves more reverence and respect from its fans. We dropped the ball there. But in the immortal words of the immortal Wolverine, “That’s not a claw. THIS is a claw!”
Wait, that’s Hogan, not Logan. Which was the guy who took out a helicopter with a crocodile?

Jan 27 2017

SUPER-HERO-BOWL!

Brace yourself for the ultimate superhero smackdown of all time! MARVEL, DC, STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RINGS, AVATAR, X-MEN, WATCHMEN, TERMINATOR, INDIANA JONES, JAMES BOND, GAME OF THRONES, HARRY POTTER, THE MATRIX… If you can name an absurdly expensive movie franchise, it’s here and it’s doing battle with every other! Who will be the last hero standing? Place your bets and fasten your utility belts for the rumble to end all rumbles!!!

Nov 19 2016

Rogue One Trailer Spoof

ROGUE ONE. The first of Disney’s Star Wars Anthology movies, in which a motley rabble of Rebels attempt to steal the Empire’s intellectual property. And we’re supposed to applaud this sort of behaviour? What the Empire should have done is trademarked their Death Star™ design and then submitted a copyright infringement claim when cheap knock-off Death Stars™ began popping up in thrift stores across the galaxy. Ah well – maybe they’ll have learned their lesson by the time Rogue Two rolls around. In the meantime, here’s a Rogue Sandwich!

Oct 21 2016

Joker & Harley – Couples Therapy – TOON SANDWICH

JOKER and HARLEY QUINN – It’s a cosplay couple’s psychotic fever dream come true. But just how healthy is this match made in hell? Answer: it’s clinging to life by a purple thread. Not to worry! We’ve sent these two hair-dyed, skin-bleached, tattoo-infested freaks to the best psychiatrist in Gotham.
May she rest in peace.

Sep 17 2016

Justice League Comic-Con Footage Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

The JUSTICE LEAGUE (of America) is coming to the big screen for the first time ever! Everyone’s favourite nocturnal billionaire… A bronze age dominatrix… A half-man/half-robot/half-traffic-light… The only kid who’s never late… Ariel’s Dad in his pre-grey years… OK, so Superman and Green Lantern are TBC, but whatever the case, such a superb team-up is sure to be wondrous, flashy, batty, aqueous and cyborganised – no wonder it was green-lit! Check out five sevenths of them in the new Toon Sandwich!

Aug 26 2016

Wonder Woman Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

WONDER WOMAN – arguably Justice League’s most feminine member – is going solo next year! The trailer shows it all – the shield, the bracelets, the Lasso of Truth… I didn’t see the Invisible Jet, but I assume it features heavily. Speaking of wonder, why is every other civilisation advanced enough to have invented electricity, automobiles, airplanes, telephones and television but Diana’s island is still stuck in the year 500 BC? For the answers to this question and less, check out our latest sandwich!

Jul 09 2016

Doctor Strange Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

DOCTOR STRANGE – How could you not want to be examined by a medical professional with a name like that? Well unfortunately you’re going to have to examine yourself, because these days Monsieur Strange’s time is better occupied falling through unfolding cities and belching out phantom versions of himself, as respectfully depicted in this latest sandwich:

Jun 12 2016

X-Men Apocalypse Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

X-MEN: APOCALYPSE! Our favourite genetic atrocities face their most formidable foe yet – the guy who holds the Guinness World record for longest ever coma. But watch out, cos this hibernating Hitler makes friends fast! (Albeit with mostly unsavoury types, including Pink Lantern, the Human Albatross, a weather girl and everyone’s favourite backsliding Magnetic presence). Can Professor X, Mystique, Quicksilver, Beast, Cyclops, Nightcrawler and Jean Grey live up to their respective names and ex-out Apocalypse in a mysteriously rapid and feral manner whilst keeping one eye on the nocturnal baby trousers in monochrome? Watch the video to find out!

May 04 2016

Captain America Civil War Trailer #2 Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR is here! To celebrate, we’ve made our biggest sandwich yet based on the second trailer! In fact, it’s almost a burger. And as per the film’s marketing campaign, don’t forget to CHOOSE YOUR SIDE before partaking. (We recommend the thick cut chips and garlic aioli dipping sauce).

Mar 24 2016

Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

Put your GAME face on, because GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6 is about to start up! Will Jon Snow return from the dead? Will Danaerys finally go overseas? Will several characters that you love be unceremoniously slaughtered? Well, that one’s a given. But while you wait, why not skip on down to the most happening crypt in the World of Icy Fire – the Hall of Faces – and get yourself an extreme makeover! Face it: you know you want to.

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