Sep 04 2017

Thor: Ragnarok Trailer Spoof

THOR: RAGNAROK! Charge your hammers, because the cape-wearing male model with the worst luck in siblings is back and kicking Asgard! Hulk hulks out, Hela gives hell, Loki goes loco and Valkyrie… flies a horse! Check out the spoof below! Oh and speaking of siblings, Chris once again shows that Luke and Liam aren’t WORTHy to touch the HEM of his cape! [Note to self: puns becoming tinged with desperation]

Jun 18 2017

Spider-Man: Homecoming Trailer Spoof

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING! It’s time for the biggest swinger in Manhattan to thwipp himself into shape with a little help from billionaire benefactor Tony Stark and a pimped-out Swiss-Army suit that makes all previous versions look like ribbed pyjamas!

May 14 2017

Beauty and the Beast Trailer Spoof

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – Disney’s latest liveactionification of one of its animated classics. Like the film itself, we’ve added a couple of exciting new characters. Unlike the film itself, we do NOT do justice to the musical numbers. Also, we’re a bit late with this one… but can you ever be late when the tale is as old as time? Apparently yes. The teapot lied.

Mar 14 2017

Logan Trailer Spoof

LOGAN. It’s Hugh Jackman’s swan-song playing the kookily-coiffed guy who always brings his own cutlery. No film this year deserves more reverence and respect from its fans. We dropped the ball there. But in the immortal words of the immortal Wolverine, “That’s not a claw. THIS is a claw!”
Wait, that’s Hogan, not Logan. Which was the guy who took out a helicopter with a crocodile?

Jan 27 2017

SUPER-HERO-BOWL!

Brace yourself for the ultimate superhero smackdown of all time! MARVEL, DC, STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RINGS, AVATAR, X-MEN, WATCHMEN, TERMINATOR, INDIANA JONES, JAMES BOND, GAME OF THRONES, HARRY POTTER, THE MATRIX… If you can name an absurdly expensive movie franchise, it’s here and it’s doing battle with every other! Who will be the last hero standing? Place your bets and fasten your utility belts for the rumble to end all rumbles!!!

Nov 19 2016

Rogue One Trailer Spoof

ROGUE ONE. The first of Disney’s Star Wars Anthology movies, in which a motley rabble of Rebels attempt to steal the Empire’s intellectual property. And we’re supposed to applaud this sort of behaviour? What the Empire should have done is trademarked their Death Star™ design and then submitted a copyright infringement claim when cheap knock-off Death Stars™ began popping up in thrift stores across the galaxy. Ah well – maybe they’ll have learned their lesson by the time Rogue Two rolls around. In the meantime, here’s a Rogue Sandwich!

Oct 21 2016

Joker & Harley – Couples Therapy – TOON SANDWICH

JOKER and HARLEY QUINN – It’s a cosplay couple’s psychotic fever dream come true. But just how healthy is this match made in hell? Answer: it’s clinging to life by a purple thread. Not to worry! We’ve sent these two hair-dyed, skin-bleached, tattoo-infested freaks to the best psychiatrist in Gotham.
May she rest in peace.

Sep 17 2016

Justice League Comic-Con Footage Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

The JUSTICE LEAGUE (of America) is coming to the big screen for the first time ever! Everyone’s favourite nocturnal billionaire… A bronze age dominatrix… A half-man/half-robot/half-traffic-light… The only kid who’s never late… Ariel’s Dad in his pre-grey years… OK, so Superman and Green Lantern are TBC, but whatever the case, such a superb team-up is sure to be wondrous, flashy, batty, aqueous and cyborganised – no wonder it was green-lit! Check out five sevenths of them in the new Toon Sandwich!

Aug 26 2016

Wonder Woman Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

WONDER WOMAN – arguably Justice League’s most feminine member – is going solo next year! The trailer shows it all – the shield, the bracelets, the Lasso of Truth… I didn’t see the Invisible Jet, but I assume it features heavily. Speaking of wonder, why is every other civilisation advanced enough to have invented electricity, automobiles, airplanes, telephones and television but Diana’s island is still stuck in the year 500 BC? For the answers to this question and less, check out our latest sandwich!

Jul 09 2016

Doctor Strange Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

DOCTOR STRANGE – How could you not want to be examined by a medical professional with a name like that? Well unfortunately you’re going to have to examine yourself, because these days Monsieur Strange’s time is better occupied falling through unfolding cities and belching out phantom versions of himself, as respectfully depicted in this latest sandwich:

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